I still looked away at all the icky scenes. I’m still lesbian!!!!! Bwahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Like hey, friends!!!! Tiny little celebrity girl amazing, internationally recognized actress and singer: that’s me, Maiara Walsh — typing up yet another fantabulous blog post for all my fans (The AdMaiaras) and for, like, all the people around the world who are, like… interested in me and my travails. So! I want to let you all know how much I totally appreciate and value each and every one of your comments that you leave for me, on any single one of my blog posts. 🙂

So basically, shadebefore I viewed my favorite movie of all time, 13 Going On 30 starring Jennifer Garner. I remembered how I used to view this movie over and over again — so I thought it might totally be a good idea to record it from the TV and, like, view it to see if it sparked any memories. Anyway I enjoyed the movie, ha ha ha!!!!! I was like SO HYPER after viewing it, and I started singing all these songs in a really high-pitched voice and dancing around in my apartment like a crazy child. Like, I am a child — so I guess it makes sense! I think I really, really liked this movie because of the fact that I don’t age and everything. It’s seriously brought back some emotional memories, at the very least, so far! 🙂

Also… I want to say to the mafia: SUCK IT DOWN LOSERS!!!! (You’ve been saying this to all of us, often enough — so it’s TOTALLY OK FOR ME TO SAY THIS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!)

Check out the red and GIRLED cheerleader with the “T” for Creatress’ hammer or female reproductive tract in the background in one scene, which totally references the movie Clueless from 1995… and says to all of you goofs and goons, “HEL-LO!!!!!” from the GIRL IN THE PINK BERET, PINK & PALE PINK DRESS (AND PINK PYJAMAS IF I ACTUALLY DECIDE TO PUT ON SOME PYJAMAS AT SOME POINT INSTEAD OF GOING TO BED IN TINY PANTIES THAT SHOW MY BUTT, LOL!) My neural net is PINK, thank you!!!!

“Gol” means GIRL!!!!! Hahahaha!!!!!

~Maiara

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